Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Splittingly Funny

Perhaps somewhere in your memory, is a humiliating incident of the time you bent over and your pants split. I seem to have a knack for wardrobe malfunctions:

  • The time my skirt split as I was walking back to my office during lunch and I had to skulk back, holding the ends of it together and hoping no one noticed. A co-worker saved me by lending me a skirt--she lived just a block from the office.
  • The time I wore a brand new pair of slacks to work, and on the way home, I squatted on the subway platform to get something out of my back and the seat split.
  • The time I got to work wearing a new skirt only to discover one of the seams burst.
  • Today, as I sat down in my chair, and the seat lining of my trousers has just popped open.
I know of no one else who keeps a spare pair of pants in a desk drawer. And if there were someone else, I doubt they'd use those pants as much as I do.

2 responses:

mice said...

Sounds like you have some very delicate clothes.

Kate said...

It does, doesn't it? Keep in mind, these are over the past five years.


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